Story of my Life

"So who's that guy I saw you with?"

"What guy?"

"When I saw you in the parking lot."

"Oh, that guy"

"What's the story?"

"Friends,"

"Didn't look like friends to me".

"You really want to know?"

"Yes"

"He told me he could easily fall in love with me and that he didn't want to be distracted."

"Another premie, eh?

*Dramatic pause* ".... yes".

"Typical."

Love you too, Rich.